Kereth
Storymaster
Because 'stabbity, stabbity, stabbity' is a punchline.
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Post by Kereth on May 27, 2007 23:20:23 GMT -5
Granted, daffodils bloom for another week this year, beyond their usual duration, however, due to a little know aspect of their biology, this extra long blooming interrupts their normal reproductive cycle, and when next year comes, there will no longer be any daffodils, save for the bulb some dude in Germandy has- for some reason- which is the one surviving in the world. While he does forgo the opportunity to make obscene quantities of money off the bulb, choosing rather to, with painstaking effort, restore the daffodil population from the single bulb, a process which takes many decades before they can be safely reintroduced into the wild, this does, unfortunately, mean that you must go many years before you see another daffodil again. It also means that for everyone else too. They all hate you for making such an awful, near sighted, and generally self-centered sort of wish.
Book.
I wish for some pencil shavings.
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Post by Cliff on Jul 14, 2007 19:15:43 GMT -5
You get your stinkin' pencil shavings! Every time you try to sharpen a pencil, your greasy, oily hands drive the poor pencils to suicide via sharpener. Eventually, you need to use only pens, but your greasy, oily hands make you slip so many times your writing looks worse than mine, which has an extreme resemblance to Arabic. (I'm not making that up, ye know)
Addiction to.
I wish I liked reading but wasn't addicted to it.
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Pyra
Storyteller
Time to find a snack!
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Post by Pyra on Aug 27, 2007 10:55:31 GMT -5
Congratulations, you now only like reading instead of being addicted to it. However, due to the Law of Conservation of Insanity, your addiction is transfered to a different activity, namely cricket. You are forced to move over to England to satisfy your craze. You vaguely remember this game you used to like playing, RepoMUD or something like that, but you have a new passion now.
Mary Jane
I wish that I didn't have to pick beans on my birthday.
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Kereth
Storymaster
Because 'stabbity, stabbity, stabbity' is a punchline.
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Post by Kereth on Oct 19, 2007 5:01:26 GMT -5
Granted, a deadly plant virus sweeps across the globe, wiping out most of the world's food plants in one, deadly swoop. The world hunger issue enters a whole new stage of its development, and society soon collapses, as every man fights against his neighbor, tearing each other apart for each remaining scrap of food. The resulting cataclysm will not completely put an end to the human race, it is true, but civilization as we know it is gone. A handful of survivors will come out of the wreckage somewhere, and from the seeds of their labors, civilization will rebuild. Who knows? Maybe you are one of these scant, lucky souls. No one can say. What we can say, however, we can say with absolute certainty. It is this: You don't have to pick beans on your birthday. Congratulations, jerk. Spiderman. I wish these forums were more active.
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Pyra
Storyteller
Time to find a snack!
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Post by Pyra on Dec 17, 2007 23:12:14 GMT -5
Granted, the forums are humming with activity! Unfortunately, all the new posters are spam-bots, and they become so prolific that the forum crashes, and is deleted. Bye-bye all that RP goodness! Space Shuttle (yes seriously...see www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxkCMUlKJF0)I wish there would be enough snow for some serious tobogganing when I'm home for Christmas.
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Kereth
Storymaster
Because 'stabbity, stabbity, stabbity' is a punchline.
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Post by Kereth on Mar 2, 2010 12:55:09 GMT -5
Granted. There is so much snow when you're home for Christmas that the house takes serious structural damage, you can only go out to toboggan on it via the chimney, and transportation systems are set so far back that you are forced to STAY home for Christmas for several months.
Astronauts
I wish I wasn't so darn contented with the way things were, so that I would have something to wish for.
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