Urthdigger
Storymaster
Comments are appreciated
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Post by Urthdigger on Mar 23, 2007 17:36:06 GMT -5
(only posting because ya told me to)You now have enough xp to max out your sikh levels, but unfortunately you had to sell all your gear and use money is power to get it. You're now completely broke and without any gear to farm the cash back.
I wish I could finally outdamage the tanks in my party.
Ghostbusters
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Post by Sylvia on Mar 23, 2007 18:41:43 GMT -5
Granted. You finally outdamage your tank. Unfontunately, the damage is reflected back upon your entire party, causing a pwipe for which everyone blames you for not realizing what was going on. A closer investigation by the sentinels reveals that you didn't bay attention because you were using a blast bot and were afk, so you end up getting nuked
crossing streams.
I wish I had bothered visiting these boards sooner.
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Post by Cliff on Mar 23, 2007 18:49:46 GMT -5
You'd visited these boards earlier, HOWEVER! Some malignant |-|4><><0r put a virus on it and you accidentally downloaded it, forcing you to wipe your hard drive.
Muddy.
I wish my cat would stop licking paint.
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Post by Sylvia on Mar 23, 2007 19:08:53 GMT -5
You cat stops licking paint, but only because there isn't any left on your car to lick. Now everyone in your neighborhood can see what a rust-covered lemon you own, instead of just hear it's dying engine.
puddles.
I wish mr tally-man would tally me bananas.
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Post by Cliff on Mar 23, 2007 22:49:57 GMT -5
He does, but you have none to tally. You go starving, with your last words being 'Need...bannas...badly". Unfortunately, the person who saw you die is a necrophiliac, and we don't need to know any more than that.
Yellow
I wish D&D was reality and I was a 20-th level cleric.
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Post by Sylvia on Mar 23, 2007 23:17:54 GMT -5
Your devotion to your deity has served you well, and He/She has provided for you accordingly. Or at least until that incident with the elf chick... Wait, this sounds more like an Axe commercial than a corrupted wish. lemme start over. Your friends fought and died bravely in the battle to save the world from the great Evil that threatened it, but your God smites you for deciding that He/She will be best served if you don't use up all those expensive components to raise them like you promised.
brick road
Oh I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner... that is what I truly want to beeee~ee~e...
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Post by Cliff on Mar 23, 2007 23:22:43 GMT -5
You are an Oscar Meyer Weiner, but someone eats you. Nuff said.
Maintenence taxes.
I wish the Wizard owed me three wish spells.
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Pyra
Storyteller
Time to find a snack!
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Post by Pyra on Mar 24, 2007 15:07:09 GMT -5
Granted. The Wizard now owes you three wish spells. However, he can choose /when/ to grant them. Eighty years later, when senility sets in and you are unable to do more than contemplate your toes, he lets you have your wishes.
Excessive
I wish I could find the rest of my giant squeaky toy spider's eighth leg so I can glue it back on.
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Post by Sylvia on Mar 27, 2007 21:25:05 GMT -5
Huzzah, Thy quest for the giant spider squeaky toy's missing leg hath been completed! Your reward: gaining access to the "Find the Giant Spider Squeaky Toy lost in the mess you made looking for the missing leg" quest.
Force
I wish someone else had to suffer the penalty for my not thinking of a proper wish
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Alewar
Newbie
Oh god, they're everywhere
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Post by Alewar on Apr 3, 2007 4:48:13 GMT -5
Someone else takes the blame for your lack of imagination. They somehow come to the conclusion that it's all your fault, however, and take it out on you in a manner best not described in detail.
Luke
I wish I were a bird!
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Urthdigger
Storymaster
Comments are appreciated
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Post by Urthdigger on Apr 3, 2007 16:19:05 GMT -5
You are now a kanku. Zandar WOGs you and eats you for dinner.
Anderson
I wish electric was up on the elemental balance.
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Alewar
Newbie
Oh god, they're everywhere
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Post by Alewar on Apr 3, 2007 20:04:27 GMT -5
Granted. Electric is now so far up on the elemental balance that it goes far beyond the normal cap. However, disint is now down so low it's actually negative. Voidblading your daggers lowers the damage they do to below newbie hand daggers, and perhaps as a result of the strange elemental balance bug your wish produced (or maybe just (insert contrived reason), I dunno), weapon enchantments (including Voidblade) don't leave your weapons at boot and, for some reason, can't be disenchanted.
Matrix
I wish Zandar were a bird.
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Post by Sylvia on Apr 4, 2007 20:11:20 GMT -5
Granted. Zandar is now a bird. This doesn't stop him from WOGing you and eating you for dinner, however.
Math
I wish people didn't obsess over the weeble so much
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Post by Cliff on Apr 16, 2007 19:02:14 GMT -5
Granted. But as a result, Alewar's wish changes, causing him to be eaten by sandworms. You feel guilty, undo your wish, and as a result, YOU get given to the Ryukens by myself in exchange for 900k gold, giving me a drakontousia.
Teacher.
I wish for a live kitten I could summon out of thin air and pet at will.
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Pyra
Storyteller
Time to find a snack!
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Post by Pyra on Apr 17, 2007 13:22:09 GMT -5
Granted. You now have a live and cute kitten you can summon out of thin air and pet at will. Heh. However, this is your new pet kitten: www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000715 You didn't really need that arm, did you? Music I wish the dafodils would bloom for another week.
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