Kana's plan:
[chat]: Synergy has never swallowed his gerbil's condom.
Absalom (=Fighter=) what separates us fighters from the joms?
'Kyrt' < (=Fighter=) > beer
Absalom (=Fighter=) I'm in the wrong guild then
Aelerin says slyly 'Its wont hurt, you just might be a hamster for a whire.
Agrona {Paladin} wow, I just typed 'giggle kana noplan'
Alexander [retro]: Out of all the random crap that I blabber on about,
what gives you the impression that I'm coherent at
all?
Alexander [retro]: for christs sakes, I think my other head from a freaking
fantasy game lives in my closet!
Alexander [retro]: I don't even HAVE a closet!
Alexander [chat]: oh god.
Alexander [chat]: I disagree is melting
Alexander [chat]: somebody get the icecream
Alun telepathically contacts you with 'Whatever else you want to say about
Jesus, there's no denying the man had a great reflex save.'
Alun telepathically contacts you with 'Jesus saves. The rest of you take
full damage.'
Aenair [retro]: This thing is programmed in lisp?
Kanapult <retro>: It's coded in the strange country cousin of LPC
Kanapult <retro>: the cousin with the strangely sad looking sheep
Bilbob <retro>: kana, are you making batter fried magic mushrooms again?
Kanapult <retro>: ..... noooo
Bling-Bling [chat]: we all have our crutches
Bling-Bling [chat]: she always has sex
Bruwin telepathically contacts you with 'You know it's going to be a good
night when Izual greets you with this: Izual squeaks 'My pee smells like
spaghetti sauce.'
[retro]: Blackwrath decides she really dislikes Jill-Jill and her inability
to match the brilliance of other ettin second heads.
[retro]: Jill-Jill doesn't know how to read and write!
Blackwrath [retro]: THAT IS NO EXCUSE!
Bekkar <retro>: help bekkar cares
Ledtim [retro]: no help on bekkar cares
Ledtim [retro]: Should I bug that?
Bekkar <retro>: you're right! Bekkar doesn't care!
Bling [chat]: now we need phil to get off his ass and get something going
with pantera, the latest sjr kinda sucks
Cynic [chat]: he quit pantera
Bling [chat]: no he didnt
Cynic [chat]: yes he did
Bling [chat]: show me a website
Bling [chat]: or something
Cynic [chat]:
www.pantera.comBling [chat]: ok
Cynic telepathically contacts you with 'Butt freaks?'
Cynic telepathically contacts you with 'Mistell'
Cullyn {retro}: Mord, bruwin said you're a cow, come kill him while he's
idle and can't deny it!
Cullyn {retro}: oops, he's back
{retro}: Bruwin denies it
Cullyn {retro}: nevermind!
Dyne [chat]: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are
dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Gorkwobbler [chat]: omg case talked
Thudbutt {chat}: yikes
Kanapult <chat>: next thing you know, case will move
Thudbutt {chat}: lets not get crazy
{chat}: Case thinks we're getting a little rash
<chat>: Edri-cky likes dudes who look like dudettes and dudettes who look
like dues.
Edri-cky <chat>: Er, like dudes.
Evanescent [retro]: jews read inform
Druss [retro]: What about us gentiles?
Fjorn [chat]: Oh noes, people knocked on my door at 10:30 and because it
was dark, I couldn't see who it was
Lacrimus [chat]: were they Jehovah's Ninjas?
Flik squawks 'Im a mage.'
Flik squawks 'Its my right to be stupid.'
Fuze [chat]: heh. "d**n their superior intellect!"
[chat]: Fuze adds another line to the Things You Don't Like Hearing From
Your Commander
{retro}: Galon had love once.. but woke up to find it was only his hand
{retro}: Fjorn envies
Hood {chat}: yer friggin team was a juggerubernaught
Jerome bellows 'I'm gonna have to go too, something is wrong with me.'
Jerome bellows 'Stomach is all knotted up and my chest hurts some.'
Jerome bellows 'Maybe I need a dr pepper.
Kanapult < *{Sentinel}* > feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, come on boys
it's hairstylin' time!
Kanapult < *{Sentinel}* > Himil attempts to champion the idlemancer guild.
Sorry Himil, you are only 2.5% of Case!
Kanapult < *{Sentinel}* > according to whisper, I've got a weird mix of
bourbon and scotch in my voice
Karya [retro]: It's raining wizards!
[retro]: Karya doesn't know which one to worship today.
Valua [retro]: Mir was a cultist, Kana a sardonic bugfish, they both rate
highly.
Justa [retro]: yeah but in a fistfight kana would win
Kestrel says 'There is no blastage, only Zuul.'
Lacrimus [retro]: seijirou, use your supermegaultra changeling power
attack!
{retro}: Seijirou dies
[info] What? Seijirou die? But he's a sen...oh, never mind
Maka says 'You need to coax it to open...like a woman.'
Maka says 'Bang it on the freakin counter.'
[retro] Malkais forgets about using 'noplan' whenlooking at kana
[info] Malkais dies
Malkais <chat>: ooo kana's drunk she's already shooting peeps!
Malkais <chat>: mischan
Mireille telepathically contacts you with 'Total cuteness, zero ambition.
Lookit me go!'
{retro}: Meiris tsks at Fjorn... "erotic is using a feather... kinky is
using the whole chicken"
Mordruin {chat}: theres something about a middle aged woman, that just
screams ninja at me
Mordruin {chat}: you see them at supermarkets with the rugrats, and you
know, at any second, they're liable to just whip out
a katana, and go wild in the aisle.
Sinergy [chat]: and when Barbara Bush goes on TV, you know your Shogun is
speaking to you?
Mordruin {chat}: fully
Mordruin {chat}: you get that too sin?
Sinergy [chat]: no, but I have lunch with your shrink.
Mordruin {retro}: now heres a man, with a name after my own heart
Towndrunk [retro]: you're referring to me?
Mordruin {retro}: well, yes
Towndrunk [retro]: ah. pleased to meet the legendary Mordruin then.
Mordruin {retro}: <- village idiot
Towndrunk [retro]: not... quite.
Villageidiot [retro]: <- village idiot.
Mordruin {retro}: wtf
Chassis [retro]: I suppose I could dust my abj off...
Bling-Bling [retro]: yes
Norn [retro]: bling just got volunteered
Bling-Bling [retro]: yeah and id say the same to anyone short of a wiz
Chassis [retro]: yeah, that's binding
Chassis [retro]: cool, whole mud'll help!
Oglo [retro]: Well, I'm in too. Double ettin fun!
Oglo-Kun [retro]: Plus we already have enough penguins
Oakspire [retro]: You rip apart skirt into 10 pieces.
Oakspire [retro]: omg i became rine
Orihime [retro]: which is worse the headless horseman or Izual?
Meiris [retro]: izual.
Malkais <retro>: izual
Kanapult <retro>: izual
[retro]: Fuze rather likes the headless horseman, actually
Rine {retro}: so izuals worse, right fuze?
Fuze [retro]: absolutely
Pent [retro]: Oakspire pulls down her pants and moons you. / Oakspire drips
slime.
Rebekah {chat}: alright guys, got a question for you since I'm apparently
not clued in to how the male mind works
Thudbutt [chat]: boobies
Rine <chat>: hitler had a charisma of 18, unfortunately he was also lawful
evil
Talien <chat>: Yes, bask in my indignant yet well-articulated wrath!
Talien <chat>: RAAAAWR.
Talien <retro>: This is like a bad Retro version of Freaky Friday.
Talien <retro>: Rhadaz. Log off on and on. Rine...hold on to your butt
and hope you're still holding it in five minutes.
Talien <retro>: Okay gentlemen. I now officially declare this bug...
Talien <retro>: too d**n freaky for me to fix (tm)
Talien <retro>: I banished asshat for being an asshat, does that make me a
bad person?
Talien <retro>: Oops, no I got that wrong, I NUKED asshat.
<retro>: Talien screams, "If you don't do what I say, I'll NUKE THIS
NEWBIE!"
<retro>: Talien looks around.
<retro>: Talien does a who short level.
<retro>: Talien puts the nuke button to Towndrunk's head.
Talien <retro>: Level locks make baby Jesus cry.
Zandar {retro}: Wow, this is a bender for Talien, even by my standards
Talien <retro>: who needs crazy pills when I have YOU PEOPLE.
Tecwulf {mentor}: whoa, did we just explain VSM using the words
'jibber-jabbah,''wavey wavey' and 'bling-bling?"
Kana [mentor]: Umm... Could be
Flinx [mentor]: And it was followed by 'I understand now!'
{chat}: Tecwulf has lost faith in the human race.
Tessarac the ghost [retro]: Okay, so the system was right about the "that
would be suicide" thing. THAT TIME.
Thudbutt Montoya {chat}: fuze killed my father
Thudbutt Montoya {chat}: prepare to die
Thudbutt Montoya {alert}: CROTCH SAVE THYSELF!!
[info] Thudbutt dies
Fuze the 6-fingered man [chat]: hah! I win!
Illsir Rayzam the Bard <chat>: you're only mostly dead.
Thor says, "that'll learn em to pick on defenseless level 80 mobs."
Thudbutt {chat}: ass punishment, you shall get a finger!
Thudbutt {chat}: Woo, ass punishment
{retro}: Thudbutt-Squarepants goes *ta-da!*
Thudbutt {retro}: dont ask what he created
Thudbutt-Squarepants {retro}: shut up
Thudbutt {retro}: sorry
Tecwulf [sales]: There's this place
Tecwulf [sales]: It's called the city of go-the-hell-away
Tecwulf [sales]: When you get there, the population will rise to a grand
total of 1 person
[chat]: Rory dates himself to avoid having to deal with other people's
issues.
Kanapult <chat>: and chu loves you very much
Rory-Chu [chat]: I think it's my most endearing quality
Rory [chat]: ...christ
Seijirou ^{Sentinel}^ Hmm...headache isn't gone yet. Hey Slip, wanna smack
me over the skull with a sledgehammer?
Slip's Evil Twin < *{Sentinel}* > coding sledgehammer
Kanapult < *{Sentinel}* > The 'summon sledgehammer' spell is too heavy for
slip, he needs a smaller one
Slip's Evil Twin < *{Sentinel}* > coding 'nukeawiz' button
Kanapult < *{Sentinel}* > better code it on the underside of your desk,
last time you put it on the top and couldn't reach it
< *{Sentinel}* > Slip's Evil Twin puts aside all other projects to code the
'nukawiz' button
Skew says 'God d**n im a good blaster.'
You ask 'Aren't you the bio?'
Risim <chat>: hey, I've got gift certificates for food I forgot about
Izual {chat}: they're called food stamps, risim
Izual {chat}: rory, you idle?
Izual {chat}: I'm about to make a comment
Izual {chat}: and you're going to say something in response
Rory [chat]: I am?
Izual {chat}: oh yes
Izual {chat}: ready? here we go
Izual {chat}: I've eaten 24 inches of meat today
[chat]: Rory tries not to speak.
Izual {chat}: incest is the game the whole family can play
Izual {retro}: = better then everything
Izual {retro}: mischan
Izual {retro}: but you get the idea
Izual {retro}: gah malkais was on and I didn't insult him
[info] Malkais recovers from linkdeath
Izual {retro}: MALKAIS!
Malkais the ghost [retro]: Izual telepathically contacts you with 'Send me
a tell if you wish for me to treat you like a
decent human being!'
Izual {retro}: very well!
{retro}: Izual puts out his cigar on malkais' shirt
(Izual PKs Smoke)
Kanapult <retro>: gaaah, someone arrest izual, family killer!
Smoke the ghost [retro]: why daddy?! why?!
Izual {retro}: I'm sorry son but we can't afford you
Izual {retro}: we're having you aborted.
Smoke the ghost [retro]: whew im outta the house
Bling [retro]: foil is wise
Kanapult <retro>: foil is all-seeing
Bling [retro]: foil is omnipotent
Kanapult <retro>: Foil can keep old food fresh!
Izual {retro}: foil is impotent?
Meiris [retro]: no, that's izual
Izual {retro}: thats not what you said last night!
Izual {retro}: WINNAR!
Meiris [retro]: yeah, i said you were incontinent or something
Izual {retro}: dammit I SAID I was sorry!
Izual {retro}: yeesh I'll buy you new sheets
Meiris [retro]: that's the last time i let you and seij borrow my bed
Bling [chat]: BEEER
Justa [chat]: d**n now i wanna drink, thanks bling! 2 months of aa down
the pooper
Justa [chat]: bah it was court ordered anyway, what do they know
Kanapult <chat>: Well, they know that getting in fistfights with nuns is
bad
Justa [chat]: hey that nun had it coming
Izual {chat}: she wouldn't fly
Kanapult <retro>: When the revolution comes, you'll be second against the
wall!
Rine {retro}: whos first?
Preduski [retro]: dp
Kanapult <retro>: Izzy of course
Kanapult <retro>: ok fine
Kanapult <retro>: I'll put you all in a row
Kanapult <retro>: When the revolution comes, you'll be the first against
Izual!
Izual {retro}: hot
Izual {retro}: bring on the revolution
Evanescent [sales]: wtb: gogira polearm
Izual {sales}: gogira pole huh
Izual {sales}: I always thought he was asexual
Yorl [sales]: mm... gogira poles
Justa [sales]: nah gogira is hung like a...well like a gogira
Yorl [sales]: gotta Be careful with Those though... can put someone's eye
out
Justa [sales]: thats why salty wears an eyepatch
Kanapult <sales>: gaah salty
Yorl [sales]: salty gogira pole?
Kanapult <chat>: man, I really need to actually read lovecraft
Izual {chat}: ish that like a porn warcraft?
Izual {chat}: bow chikka chikka bow wow
Kanapult <chat>: THE AUTHOR!
Izual {chat}: OOOOOOH
(While Werewolf was busy trying to kill Haju-Jiju...)
Seijirou asks 'They still trying?'
Werewolf shouts 'AAAAAH!!'
Himil whispers 'Probably.'
Woods [retro]: if every player sent me just 10 gold, would I never have to
fight again...
Kanapult <retro>: If every player sent you a tiny violin, you'd never run
out of kindling
Valua [chat]: A dilemma if you will - is a purple car more evil than a
toaster is dishonest.
Whisper *{Sentinel}* Uncie Tal, give me sugar! *tugs his pants all cute
like*
< *{Sentinel}* > Kanapult would make a joke about the sexual overtones
there, but... I won't.
Whisper *{Sentinel}* sugar.
Kanapult < *{Sentinel}* > you can gimme some sugar too, baby!
{retro}: Torso doesn't see any sign of Thor doing anything ominous, what
are we all talking about?
[Info]: Thor sent a news article to inform
[info] Malkais dies
Malkais the ghost {retro}: gaaaaaaah
Malkais the ghost {retro}: wrong macro
Zandar {retro}: So you in fact have a "Kill myself stupidly" macro
Zandar {retro}: I knew it
Kumog asks 'Zandar, do you of your own free will and consssent, take Rayna
to be your ssspoussse? And, do you promissse to
love, honor, and cherisssh her asss long asss you both ssshall live?'
Zandar righteously thunders 'DESTROY ALL KREEN!'
Rayna bursts into tears.
Zandar {chat}: The fundamental theorem of algebra states that for a
polynomial of degree n, Izual must die.
Zandar {chat}: also, for a degree of polynomial n, the polynomial has a
number of complex roots equal to Izual dying.
Zandar {chat}: We call this the basis of killing izual a lot.
Zandar {chat}: since the universe is built on mathematics, and the
fundementals of mathematics involve izual dying, please do
your part for an orderly universe.
Zandar {chat}: Thank you.
Kanapult <chat>: So do you find out how many books you sell, tal?
Tecwulf {chat}: (4)
Tecwulf {chat}: (he bought 3 of them)
Kanapult <chat>: (his mom bought the other)
Zandar {chat}: yes, whenever one of Tal's books sells, there's a big fire
alarm in Tal's house that goes off and he gets to
slide down the pole and jump in his Talmobile and drive off
Tecwulf {chat}: but...drive to where?
Zandar {chat}: ...the place...where people who write books...go...their
secret...writey...clubby...thing
Zandar {chat}: Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to
fish, you feed him for a lifetime. Beat a man's
family to death with a fish, and he'll pretty much do whatever you want him
to do, plus he'll stop eating your fish.
Zandar {chat}: You two clowns couldn't kill a six pack.
Zandar {chat}: Jesus Steam is slower than Slip's coding
Zandar {chat}: Well let's see, I need somebody dumb to take damage while I
explore
Zandar {chat}: Werewolf, get over here
Werewolf [chat]: huh?
Zandar {chat}: Took me 93 levels and I finally find a way to get free
potatoes.
Zandar {chat}: this is great
{chat}: Zandar smacks Justa so hard that time and space split open,
disgorging a long line of Justa's ancestors who look down on him and say "Man, you
really shouldn't have dissed Hero in front of him like that."
Zandar {retro}: When you close youe eyes at night Izual, and the visions
come
to haunt you, do you just want to kill yourself cleanly or have you
convinced
yourself that you need to be punished before you die?
Izual {retro}: my goal is to drag as many of you down with me as possible
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