Schrau
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Post by Schrau on May 9, 2006 16:53:00 GMT -5
{retro}: Zandar comes out to scary fuggin organ music {retro}: Zandar is Dark Zandar!
Newbies, astral, and Zandar. Not a good mix.
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Post by Mireille on May 9, 2006 18:32:33 GMT -5
[09:05:05] Cynic [retro]: ive missed all the good gossip! [09:05:09] Zandar {retro}: noooo it must be poked and prodded like the social flan it is [09:05:19] Zandar {retro}: STIR THE FLAN OF DISCONTENT Zandar {retro}: I taste like justice [retro]: Nyen has a foul taste in her mouth Zandar {retro}: Sex? I have greater miracle, feels just as good, works on yourself, fixes all your problems and you don't fall asleep after. {chat}: Zandar puts 60% holy on the chip on Kimo's shoulder Thus concludes the Zandar file. For now.
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Post by Mireille on May 13, 2006 14:45:11 GMT -5
*{Sentinel}* Schrau wonders which drunk wizard came up with the Rajian calender Schrau *{Sentinel}* No wonder Rajians are batshit crazy, having to put up with that tangled mess whenever they want to set the VCR.
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Schrau
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Post by Schrau on Jun 7, 2006 16:09:15 GMT -5
Bruwin [chat]: Why not? Slackware is pretty straightforward in what you can do with it Bruwin [chat]: It's easy to install, and easy to work with, if you have half a brain Bruwin-Bruwin [chat]: Lies! Endor [chat]: heh Bruwin [chat]: You, my friend, do not have half a brain. Bruwin-Bruwin [chat]: My favorite installation was when it was 99% done, and it couldn't read a file from the last cd.. so it corrupted the entire installation
Somnusmors [chat]: Horrible is putting "poisonous" labels on the front of every cereal box in a store, and then actually putting poison on, and letting natural selection take place. Schrau [chat]: That's homicide. [info] Healinglight dies Somnusmors [chat]: Horrible homicide! Schrau [chat]: And so was that.
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Post by Mireille on Jun 20, 2006 20:13:59 GMT -5
Zandar {retro}: I usually label peaches as MAKA BUTT
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Post by Rynne on Jun 20, 2006 22:09:45 GMT -5
Carnely telepathically contacts you with 'I will, because I'm not an attractive female.'
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Carnely
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Post by Carnely on Jul 1, 2006 11:52:41 GMT -5
Lightfoot {retro}: fear me ever becoming a wizard and working with fae and mir.. and kana on an area Cullyn [retro]: and gene proofreading it all
*macros the typo command to f1*
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Post by Carnely on Jul 3, 2006 9:37:30 GMT -5
Trepikto the ghost [retro]: ressers? Sarisa [retro]: accept it Trepikto [retro]: sorry i prayed.. i need to wait longer i guess. Sarisa [retro]: yeah you do, cuz some of us ressers like to go grab a cold one from time to time [retro]: Geoph thought thats what ressing was... grabbing a cold one from the Judgement Fields.
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Post by Schrau on Jul 8, 2006 8:25:44 GMT -5
Villageidiot [retro]: oh, so if you whip yourself it's spiritual purification through physical pain, but if I whip you it's either racial enslavement or fantastic fetish? Villageidiot [retro]: mav
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Post by Mireille on Jul 8, 2006 12:06:17 GMT -5
Kana: Requesting permission to set phasers to 'emasculate'?
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Post by Kana on Jul 9, 2006 3:40:20 GMT -5
Kanadood <chat>: oh look, it's izual Izual {chat}: oh no, its kana Kanadood <chat>: thank goodness, we needed some class {chat}: Izual puts on his monocle and top hat Izual {chat}: I say! Kanadood <chat>: quite right, sir! Izual {chat}: quite the weather we're having lately old chap Kanadood <chat>: indeed! Izual {chat}: splendid! Absalom [chat]: would you fine gents care for a game of whist? Kanadood <chat>: I say sir, do you have any grey poupon? Kanadood <chat>: capital! Izual {chat}: I will have to ask the butler Izual {chat}: agrona! chop chop! Kanadood <chat>: I thought agrona was the french maid Agrona [chat]: I'm distracted! Izual {chat}: this fine madame requires some of your grey poupon! Agrona [chat]: (the swarm is harrying me!! ACK!) Izual {chat}: she's covering for the butler this week too Izual {chat}: he's out with a mild case of the federal indictments Kanadood <chat>: Would you mind terribly if I shot at her for sport? Izual {chat}: of course not! allow me to find you a rifle befitting one of your stature {chat}: Izual finds an elephant gun {chat}: Izual gets out a safari outfit complete with handlebar mustache Izual {chat}: smashing! Kanadood <chat>: Oh, how wonderful. Truly a gentleman, that Mr. Izual <chat>: Kanadood blows off major portions of Agrona with the elephant gun Kanadood <chat>: ahh, now that's what I call sport! Izual {chat}: You really got her that time old bean! Agrona [chat]: ack Kanadood <chat>: Oh dear, now who shall clean up the mess Izual {chat}: why the butler of cou... Izual {chat}: hm, we seem to have quite the dilemma on our hands Kanadood <chat>: I'm afraid I've gotten bits of peasant all over your rug, my dear chap Izual {chat}: it would seem in your haste to rid ourselves of all nearby common folk that we have left none to clean up our messes Izual {chat}: never fear! I shall have some imported, post haste! Kanadood <chat>: have we killed off the irish yet? Izual {chat}: hm, well I know whiskey was working, I can't recall how many remain however. Izual {chat}: however I believe you may be on to a rather delightful idea! Kanadood <chat>: The truly great thing about the irish is that when you blow them apart, the alcohol inside of them acts as a type of natural cleanser Izual {chat}: what wonderful caper will we embark on now? Izual {chat}: smashing! Kanadood <chat>: smashing! Absalom [chat]: atom smashing? Izual {chat}: I saw, are our exploits not simply the most? Kanadood <chat>: Indeed, Mr. Izual. We truly are proof that generations of upper-class inbreeding is the only proper way to run a country! [chat]: Fjorn topples Kana Kanadood <chat>: I declare! Izual {chat}: I DO declare! Kanadood <chat>: I shall write a letter to my cousin in parliament! Izual {chat}: Your toppling of my dear kana is simply MOST unacceptable. Agrona [chat]: I love you guys. Izual {chat}: my friend the governor shall certainly hear of this injustice Kanadood <chat>: oh my izual, it appears you butler is still alive Kanadood <chat>: and yet she isn't cleaning up herself from your wall! Kanadood <chat>: kick the beggar out! <chat>: Kanadood topples Raveen [chat]: Ah. It's evenings like these that truly make me feel everything is as it should on Retro.
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Post by Kana on Jul 10, 2006 17:32:35 GMT -5
Kingghost [chat]: Yes, according to Jess Dobkin, a lesbian mother and artist who will present her work Lactation Station Breast Milk Bar on July 13 at the Ontario College of Art and Design, the institution of higher learning that a few years ago brought you vomiting as performance art. Wendyokoopa [chat]: lol Absalom [chat]: someone shut that place down Ruckus [chat]: well, is she hot and is it fresh from the tap to try it? Kanadood <chat>: eww Absalom [chat]: would you "hit it"? Ayrael [chat]: whats next menstruating? Absalom [chat]: gah! Kanadood <chat>: 'lactation station'? Ruckus [chat]: vomiting performance art isn't the most retarded thing you've seen? Kanadood <chat>: is this a sunday morning children's show now? Silvana [chat]: Does Lactation Station have a catchy theme song? Thudbutt {chat}: you sing it to the tune of conjunction junction Kanadood <chat>: honestly, isn't it about time we start up a draft already? Kanadood <chat>: oh wait, ontario Ruckus [chat]: except in this case you really do know their function Kanadood <chat>: damn Kingghost [chat]: Conjunction Function is the best song EVAH! Kanadood <chat>: kingghost listens to his gangsta-rap remix of Conjuction Junction with his windows rolled down and the bass all the way up [22:27:36] Kingghost [chat]: I watched that stuff in grade 12 again cause I bagged my teacher to let us watch it Kanadood <chat>: kingghost bagged his teacher? Ruckus [chat]: woo, bagging your teacher Thudbutt {chat}: kg bagged his teacher Kanadood <chat>: wow lots of news info Kingghost [chat]: Wondering if my third year prof would let us watch it Thudbutt {chat}: you gonna bag him too? [chat]: Flechek eyes Kingghost [chat]: her? Thudbutt {chat}: it Kanadood <chat>: the mustache threw us off Ruckus [chat]: she's the bar tender at lactation station Thudbutt {chat}: must be from drinking all that dark manly canadian beer Kanadood <chat>: heh <chat>: Kanadood can feel a really bad pickup line roiling in the back of my brain
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Post by Starstorm on Jul 16, 2006 6:17:14 GMT -5
I just want to save these, because Seiji seems to be such a gold mine. Ehehehee...
Seijirou telepathically contacts Ryoshun, Starstorm with 'I don't know how, but it's your fault. my new motto in life: "Blame Ryoshun".'
Seijirou (Party): i'll instead sit here blowing my own horn. Seijirou (Party): that reminds me, vereden. wanna blow my horn? Vereden (Party): *tsks* Starstorm (Party): Ryo? Ryoshun (Party): yeah? Starstorm (Party): Get Mei. Vereden (Party): I think it would be interesting to find out how flexible you are. Ryoshun (Party): :eyes Starstorm (Party): Somehow... I'm actually very intimidated now. Ryoshun (Party): no, Ver, no shoving his head up his...okay, on second thought, feel free Seijirou (Party): i'm sitting here next to starstorm blowing my horn. Seijirou (Party): wanna give it a try, starstorm? Ryoshun (Party): *takes picture and spreads ema bout the sent guild* Rita (Party): >>>---That's nasty---> Starstorm (Party): Might not be a good idea. wouldn't want my gemcutting tools to slip Seijirou (Party): ...what were you all thinking? I'm talking about my horn of gabriel, you sick ****s. Ryoshun (Party): *wonders how many pps he'd get from the Nameless One for a Horn*
Aaand, my personal favorite, if only for the raw potential:
Seijirou telepathically contacts Ryoshun and you with 'When i've been sitting here for the last 20 minutes ramming said box with the hammer? NO.'
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Carnely
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Post by Carnely on Jul 20, 2006 16:38:43 GMT -5
eheads can be adorably naive...
Zandar {retro}: I mean really, if Syndhorn could throw 2400 point ball lightnings, why the hell would you need anybody else. Ryoshun [retro]: for poker? Oakspire [retro]: psis to power his balls Kimo {retro}: obviously, "Psis to power his balls" is exactly what you expect to read as you log in Evilild-The-Evilest {sentinel}: and this is common?
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Post by Starstorm on Aug 24, 2006 4:13:32 GMT -5
Loktai [retro]: I mean, honestly... the activation time on jesus's self-ress makes it USELESS. Izual {retro}: 3 days is pretty long Loktai [retro]: you can walk back from the GY in less time then that Loktai [retro]: and i bet he's got one helluva cooldown Loktai [retro]: so... yeah Loktai [retro]: Shammy > Jesus Izual {retro}: 2000 years and counting
{retro}: Izual runs up behind taipan and crits all three windfuries in the face Izual {retro}: dogpile! {retro}: Taipan escapes on a plane. {retro}: Izual sends sam jackson to intervene [retro]: Somnusmors the ghost would emote laughing very hard at Taipan if she wasn't dead.
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