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[info] Genevieve channel bans Duadan until Kana changes his color back
Flute [retro]: lol
Rhadaz {retro}: WOO
Kanadood <retro>: duadan looks like a swinger's leather tiger-print underoos
Duadan [retro]: What do you mean 'looks'?
Bling [retro]: (kana has some)
Genevieve <retro>: he looks like all the village people, put together in a
blender.
{retro}: Pebby liked making channel color blink
[info] Kyrt, Kana, and Genevieve celebrate by forming 'The Three ArchTenors'
[info] ... All we need to do now is learn how to sing.
Fuze [retro]: do we want to know what they're celebrating?
Flute [retro]: obviously
Pebby {retro}: That sounds pretty fruity to me...
[retro]: Parsley returns to see if anybody is renting out room+box yet
Duadan [retro]: Fruity like peach, or fruity like big melons?
Genevieve <retro>: I dunno. Kyrt has the best end of the deal if you think
about it.
[info] Starburst dies
You sizzle with magical energy.
EQ Tick: Hp: 650/650 Sp: 1168/1168 Ep: 214/214
Kyrt <retro>: starburst just cant handle the thought
[info] Torch the level 101 Wizard enters the game.
(79 players)
[info] Armagg-odhin shouts 'I'm just faabulous, thanks for asking!'
[retro]: Fuze feels marginally bad for armagg
[21:53:20] [retro]: Silal lowers a hook into the judgement fields and fishes for
souls, a contract as a bait.
[21:53:34] [retro]: Pinky puts a donut on Silal's hook
[21:53:50] [retro]: Naga considers dying just to get that donut
[21:54:02] Heritage [retro]: any gemcutters around?
[21:54:14] [retro]: Pinky just increased the mortality rate of the Sentinel
Guild a hundred fold
[21:56:20] [retro]: Ryoshun doubts they'll care, as long as they get that pasty
[info] C'mon, let Zandar go over there and face the peril.
Zandar {retro}: noooo it's mild peril
Graze [retro]: no no, its too perilous
Duadan [retro]: Any tanks over level 55 have a minute?
Nyss [retro]: best inform message ever.
[info] there's only a hundred and fifty of them!
Genevieve <retro>: what's a non-nerd doing on RETRO, for goodness' sake?
Nyss [retro]: spying, of course.
Genevieve <retro>: this is like the nerd badge of honor
Nyss [retro]: oops.
Fjorn [retro]: heh
[retro]: Rualii rofls
Quegon [retro]: hands up everyone who isn't a nerd
Torso <retro>: you have to be a nerd just to know what a MUD is really.
Silvana {retro}: I don't think you quality as a nerd either
Genevieve. Moms by defenition can't be nerds.
Genevieve <retro>: exactly
Nyss [retro]: something you pack on your face to get the oils out?
Torso <retro>: sure they can
Devona [retro]: Mom's can be nerds. What's wrong with that?
Arkone [retro]: I was accused by my coauthor of being the only one who could understand the plot for the movie quoted just a minute ago without
being high. Does that make me a nerd, or just 51/50?
[retro]: Devona can easily imagine kids thinking their mom a nerd.
Graze [retro]: nerd
Genevieve <retro>: yes, nerds can procreate. in fact, I'd rather think it could be encouraged.
Torso <retro>: I've played games of D&D with 3 generations of the same family.
Graze [retro]: sorryarkone.. bu nerd
Taipan {retro}: Any cultists available for a disease cure?
[retro]: Nyss wants to procreate with a hot female nerd babe
Quegon [retro]: all these colors on retro are dazzling me
Kanadood <retro>: nonono, moms can definitely be nerds
[retro]: Rualii gigglesnorts at Torso
<retro>: Kanadood knows a few
Genevieve <retro>: moms should be nerds!
Zandar {retro}: G'night kids.
Zandar {retro}: MILD PERIL
Arkone [retro]: that would make Gene a hot nerd babe?
<retro>: Kanadood takes dangershades back
Quegon [retro]: night
Rualii [retro]: Hot female nerd babe? I doubt they exist.
[info] Zandar goes linkdead
Devona [retro]: Night Zandar
Knifebrighti {retro}: I know some MILFs with engineers degrees.
Genevieve <retro>: aw, cmon
Bruwin [retro]: Well, don't.
Genevieve <retro>: why not?
Torso <retro>: I know a dozen or two
Quegon [retro]: I'll take em if you aren't using them
Genevieve <retro>: glasses are sexy
Torso <retro>: I'd say where they all meet, but that's not the sort of advertising they likely want.
Kanadood <retro>: yes but just cuz you wanna F the M dun necessary mean she's a babe
Torso <retro>: also, this should probably be on chat.
Kanadood <retro>: it just means... well, yeah
Kanadood <retro>: anyway
{retro}: Eagle pokes Kana to chat with a very sharp stick
a contract as a bait.
Kanadood <chat>: you know you're a hateful person when you're racist. You
know you're a nerd when the race you're biased against doesn't exist in
the real world.
[retro]: Nyss listens to 'the chase of highway' instead
Quegon [retro]: I'm feeling suicidal anyone got any tops?
Ryoshun gets a wickedly evil gleam in his eye.
The rain thins out, but doesn't stop.
[retro]: Quegon tips
Peroneous [retro]: PERONEOUS IS TANKING
Vereden blinks her eyes slowly at Ryoshun.
Torso <chat>: I'm sorry, but elves are just lame.
[retro]: Bruwin fears.
Torso <chat>: except that one
Graze [retro]: nerdnjas at lao-lung
Kanadood <retro>: peroneous is a pro athlete!
Displaying last retro.
[21:46:20] Ixtalis {retro}: dammit my clone astraled
[21:46:26] {retro}: Ixtalis takes the fight to limbo
[21:46:30] [retro]: Ubidub rofls
[21:46:51] Taipan {retro}: You can find him! Limbo isn't that big!
[21:46:57] Ixtalis {retro}: nah, he took me with it
[21:47:03] Ixtalis {retro}: astralled us both
[21:47:05] [retro]: Ubidub rofls again
[21:47:13] Torso <retro>: hmm
[21:47:25] Nerrat [retro]: I didn't know clones were that smart, or lucky!
[21:47:35] Nerrat [retro]: I wonder if a clone can use demonic gate...
[21:47:49] Kalt [retro]: Probably. I'm more worried about random summons...
[21:47:53] Torso <retro>: has anyone ever checked the dimensions of limbo out of
morbid curiousity?
[21:48:03] Balzen [retro]: huge
[21:48:03] Taipan {retro}: It's 500x500ish, isn't it?
[21:48:09] Kereth [retro]: I did once.
[21:48:11] Kereth [retro]: Don't remember.
[21:48:17] Powerofmind [retro]: don't you know better than anyone?
[21:48:21] Silviridis [retro]: It's safe as a newbie
[21:48:55] Ixtalis {retro}: Ixtalis laughts out loud at your wimpy hit /
Ixtalis' blow clangs off your armor
[21:48:59] Ixtalis {retro}: x 150
[21:49:01] Balzen [retro]: I remember Rayzam saying that Shaithis was going to
remove limbo and replace it with shadowgates, which you can find in the virtual
rooms of Perdow. They just are not functional
[21:49:27] {retro}: Ztog has found some of the shadowgates in the Perdow
outerworld...
[21:49:35] Balzen [retro]: they do nothing tho
[21:50:23] {retro}: Ztog ponders whether Shaithis was blocked in his efforts by
a cabal of Necromancers who had the trademark on the shadowgates...
[21:50:51] Ixtalis {retro}: You inhale and let loose a piercing tone inspired by
your screech, causing Ixtalis to reel! / Ixtalis is badly hurt!
[21:51:03] Taipan {retro}: Tortle power!
[21:51:03] Silvana {retro}: Only badly hurt?
[21:51:05] Balzen [retro]: actually shadowgate in necro guild, use to be call
'plane of the dead'
[21:51:05] {retro}: Ixtalis exploits his own vuln
[21:51:24] Silvana {retro}: Oh, but that wasn't sonic blast.. right..
[21:51:30] Ztog {retro}: That name is in bad taste after 9/11 though...
[21:52:05] [retro]: Ryoshun winces
[21:52:24] Fjorn [retro]: To be honest, if you get offended by the phrase 'plane
of the dead' in reference to a dimensional plane where the dead live...
[21:52:32] Fjorn [retro]: you're still over sensitive
[21:52:42] Torso <retro>: that comment on the other hand...
[21:52:46] Ryoshun [retro]: not that, its a terrible pun
[21:52:52] Ixtalis {retro}: Ixtalis: 15776 .. bleh
[21:52:54] Torso <retro>: also, by definition, the dead don't live anywhere.
Ralun [retro]: I like signs that say in all caps "NEWBIES GO AWAY YOU WILL DIE"
Torso <retro>: the only signs bards don't read!
Zandar {retro}: funny I have that sign, doesn't work
Lacrimus [retro]: bards can read?
Zandar {retro}: bards smell like pee.
Ralun [retro]: If a bard reads in the forest, and a tree falls on him, does
Agrona [retro]: and bard pee smells like?
Zandar {retro}: wet furry kreen
Fuze [retro]: furry... kreen?
Agrona [retro]: eww
[retro]: Fuze whines as his mind warps trying to picture that
[retro]: Rainer loads a catapult with Nineveh street mobs
and takes aim at Zandar and Lac
[info] Zandar has layers. Like an onion.
Blissy [retro]: wow...i never knew that!
Fuze [retro]: did someone mess with the weapons specials? the room messages all say they're targetting me
Sindra [retro]: the more you peel him, the more he smells?
Eagle {retro}: as long as he smells better than one
Blissy [retro]: he makes your eyes water?
Agrona [retro]: (is destroying all kreen, really)
[info] Onions have layers....Weebles have layers.
Agrona [retro]: err + :
Eagle {retro}: but cake tastes better than onions
Healinglight [retro]: but onions are good too
Quegon [retro]: I prefer eating raw farlic
Quegon [retro]: garlic
Evilild-The-Evilest {retro}: is that past the treants on scotland?
{retro}: Kumog prefers pie.
Quegon [retro]: now kumog don't you eat this pie
[info] Zarael the level 4 Mortal enters the game.
(86 players)
[info] Zarael commits suicide!
[info] Zarael, we hardly knew ye.
<retro>: Genevieve winks retro]: Ryoshun giggles Valfore [retro]: hi [info] Zarael the level 0 Mortal enters the game.
(87 players)
[info] Zarael is a new character.
Zarael [mentor]: Hi everybody! I'm new to RetroMUD!
[info] oh, wait!
Valfore [retro]: laf
[info] He's BACK!
[info] Zarael leaves the game (86 players)
[info] ...never mind.