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Post by Kereth on Sept 24, 2007 9:32:04 GMT -5
This is the story thread. Post Comments here.(Look! I actually linked it right and everything!)
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Post by Kereth on Sept 24, 2007 9:42:07 GMT -5
Part One:
---^v-({@***BEFORE***@})-v^--- -----------------and----------------- ---^v-({@****AFTER****@})-v^---
(ShinyStudios RP Stories Presents. . .)
"My name is Ehnpee," the aged human gruffed, "Ehnpee, the human, surname of Si, but 'Mr. Si' is all you will be calling me, is that understood?" The lights of the Hanged Man were dim, the room bustling with activity, currently centered around a brawl taking place by one of the tables in the rear. Wherever the bouncer was, if one truly existed, he seemed to be ignoring the commotion. Either that, or he was one of the brawlers himself. Whichever way, such ruckus was characteristic of the little tavern, and the constant noise made the joint that much more popular: this was a place, the patrons knew, where nothing was going to be overheard, a point rather difficult to guarantee in any other place on Perdow. Varken Seivent'mal, gargoyle, fallen, and part-time Gifted One, gruffed right back at the human he was meeting with. "I don't care about your name, old man" he said, "I came here because you said you had information for me." "And I came because you promised to pay me," the old man replied. "Which I did," countered Varken. "Which is why I'm still here," said Mr. Si. The two stared each other down for a moment, then Mr. Si leaned back and smiled an easygoing, warmhearted smile at the gargoyle. It was obviously fake, but Varken was both too dense to realize that and too impatient to care. "So," Mr. Si asked, "What was it you wanted to know?" The fallen snarled, slamming his fist down on the table, and The Fellblade on his back seemed to lurch under its own power. "You KNOW what I'm here for!" he snapped, "I have a job to do and you're going to tell me how to get it done!" The old human chuckled. The brawl in the corner seemed to be dying down, and one man was emerging from the crowd, badly bruised and weakened but obviously victorious. The other patrons thronged around him eagerly. "Very well then," Mr. Si said, "Since you seem to be in such a hurry, I'll be direct. The fact of the matter is that you-
"-just walked out on us, Varken, what's the deal?" Kereth confronted the wayward gargoyle with an unhappy look. Minion and Aurinko held to the background, looking uncertain. "You were supposed to help me keep the fire off the midrowers." Varken didn't respond. Instead, he withdrew a small, pulsing green vial from his pouch and poured it across The Fellblade. Hungry, swamp-yellow flames rippled along the sword. "Varken? Helloooo?" Kereth asked. His instincts were telling him something was up, but the nature of the issue eluded him. Things had been weird ever since his old friend's mysterious reappearance. Explanations had been unsatisfactory, his whole attitude seemed off. . . heck, Kereth had never seen a vial of poison that would do THAT to a fellblade! Still, there couldn't be anything dangerous wrong. There was no way Varken would- "Varken? Are you listening to me? I said you-
"-can't." Mr. Si concluded. "WHAT?!" snapped Varken, lunging to his feet. The dulled tin plate he wore as armor looked far more menacing here in the dim light, but the sight of it still left Mr. Si feeling completely unperturbed. The gargoyle fumed. He had spent so much time, come so far, if this fool was wasting that time. . . Clawed, grey fingers began sliding toward the hilt of The Fellblade. Patrons all around them perked up expectantly. The sight of the fallen in anger was intriguing. Perhaps there would be another brawl. "Relax, Mr. Seivent'mal," the old man said, waving the fallen back into his chair, "You misunderstand me." Sad to say, this was more than enough to cause Varken to hesitate. It didn't require a master psionicist to see that misunderstanding things was something the poor fallen did fairly often. He rolled the preceding statements over in his mind, searching for whatever meaning had eluded him. "What I say is true," Mr. Si went on, as the other patrons rapidly lost interest. "You cannot kill him as you are. You simply lack the cabability." Varken's hand began inching back toward his weapon uncertainly. "but you can defeat him." The hand hesitated. "How?" Varken asked.
(. . .a Black Rose Production. . .)
Kereth's words rolled off the gargoyle's skull like rain on a Perdowian mountainside. This was not unusual, as the skull in question was quite difficult to penetrate, but regardless, it was still a point for some concern. The gargoyle's world, however, was his own, and he was considering the situation carefully. Over and over he wondered, "How?" How to begin? How to begin? An explosion shook the alchemist colony, sounding somewhere in the distance. So typical was the sound that none of the Gifted Ones gathered on the otherwise empty street paid the distant noise any notice. Kereth's mouth was still moving. Varken considered him. A decapitation attempt would be useless. Something about the arakun neck just wasn't built for it. They were too thick. He'd sooner be chopping the whole creature in half. A cold wave? No, too widespread. He needed something precise. He didn't have to do damage to everyone, just get the leader moving. Yeah, there was no help for it. . . "Varken? Hello? Snap out of it, man. Are you-" "Oculus Malum."
"Simple, really," Mr. Si explained, "The main power wielded by the Imam is not that of physical strength, nor of prowess in combat. It comes from the influence he holds over others. Even if he were to die, his power would still be felt widely. He could still fight against you with everything he had while dead, even setting aside his status as a Gifted One. His own body, his own existance, they are a meaningless sidenote in the power that could be wielded by the Imam against you."
The souls of the damned tore through the air with mortifying speed, streaking directly for the chest of Kereth Midknight. Time seemed to slow as they streaked closer, closer, until- Kereth vanished. In a blink, the Imam reappeared, now several feet to the left, his fingers interwoven in an obscure ninja handsign. "Alright," Kereth said, "Let's do this the hard way." Varken grinned toothily at him. ". . . okay!" he said and charged.
Varken nodded slowly, a look of deep contemplation across his face as he watched Mr. Si talk, looking for all the world like he was taking in every word of the conversation. It only became apparent that he wasn't when Mr. Si finished talking, and the nodding gargoyle carried on with his nodding, unphased. A few moments passed, and Mr. Si gave a sigh.
The fellblade whirled through the air with astonishing speed. Speed that is astonishing that is, to anyone who hasn't seen a fully trained fallen swing a fellblade properly. Taken by that standard, it was a bit slow and clumsy, but the blows were threatening nonetheless. Kereth hopped backward out of the way of the oncoming blade, then flew back into the fray, trailing close behind the retreating edge, and let his own weapons rake across gaps in the gargoyle's shoddy, low-budget armor.
"Okay?" Varken asked, still evidently waiting for the rest of it. He had glazed over all that had been said before and, failing to find the detail he was looking for, discarded it. "So how do I kill him?" he asked. Mr. Si shook his head. "If you want to beat the Imam," he said, "you do it not by attacking him directly. . ."
Varken shrugged off the hits, continuing his assault, and Kereth bounced backward out of the way, moving back farther and farther. . . and then finally too far. Varken had the opening he'd been waiting for, and he took it, lunging forward. The Fellblade closed with its target. Somebody screamed, and Varken could feel the metal strike home, shuddering deeply into delicious arakun flesh.
". . . but by striking for those who stand behind him."
-SOMETHING SHINIER
"AURINKO!"
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Post by Kereth on Sept 26, 2007 8:18:04 GMT -5
---^v-({@***LONG***@})-v^--- ---^v-({@**BEFORE**@})-v^---
Varken Seivent'mal's head hurt. His stomach hurt too, when you come to that, as did most of the rest of his body. His every limb and joint was sore, and he felt inexpressably tired. The overall feel of it was somehow familiar to him. He had been like this before. When had that been? Oh, right, that would be the last time he'd been woken up, not to mention the time before that and the time before that. The reasons for his waking had varied. Maybe it was an insect, maybe it was a nightmare, maybe it was the distant rumble of Crypt's inner mechanics slipping ever-so-slightly out of sync with his dreamscape. Whatever it was, he hated it outright. Being awake was just a reminder of the ever-increasing unpleasantness he was smothered in- a reminder that he'd much sooner have avoided. It must be a record, he thought: nobody had ever been this badly hungover. Still, there was nothing to do but sleep it off. That was, mind you, what he had tried every time he'd awoken so far, and with little success, but he just didn't have the energy to try anything else. Sleep, he thought, and the oblivion began again to overtake him. And there was that nudging again. Wait, again? Oh, right, that was what woke him up in the first place. Ordinarily, he'd just kill the perpetrator and be done with it, but he couldn't seem to work up the gusto to even be properly furious right now. Maybe it would stop soon, and he could just get back to sleep. He waited. It didn't stop. To make matters worse, it grew steadily in intensity until whatever or whomever was responsible must be shaking him by the shoulder. Ridiculous, but there was no help for it. He'd simply have to open his eyes and find out what was bothering him. He did so, reluctantly, his eyes being met by the painful, red glare that was, at this moment, the far-too-bright underworld of crypt. He started to groan, but he soon found the effort to be far too painful and abandoned it forthwith. His eyes adjusted. There was a vulpin. If only he had the energy to kill the cursed lupin, he would most assuredly have done so, but such was only a wishful fantasy now. The creature was shaking him all the more vigorously, in what was an obvious effort to rouse him. Varken hissed at it feebly. "Stop. . ." he muttered, ". . . sleeping. . ." "I'm quite aware of that," the vulpin snapped at him, thankfully ending the shaking as he did so, "I was just wondering why you were doing it, much less here and for such a very long time." The vulpin was expecting a response from this statement, but the gargoyle's tired brain only registered two things. Firstly, the shaking had ceased, and secondly, the speaking had ceased also. He closed his eyes gratefully. The shaking resumed. "I said. . . stop it. . ." the gargoyle whined. "Just answer my questions and you can go back to sleep," the vulpin said, "I'm fighting two years of built up curiosity here, and I really must know more about you." One of the gargoyle's eyes cracked open a slit, measuring up the insolent creature. "If I answer. . . you leave?" he asked, becoming gradually and painfully more coherent with every second that his rest was denied him. "Yes," the vulpin answered. Varken had doubts, but a few more bouts of attempted sleep and violent shakings convinced him that he lacked other options. He consented to the interrogation, more just stopped resisting, really, and after a few, delirious, half-sleeping minutes, the vulpin was gone again, replaced by blissful oblivion. Whether the pest had finally gotten its information, the gargoyle neither knew nor cared. The episode was over, and the world was deluded in rest.
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Post by Kereth on Oct 8, 2007 10:54:59 GMT -5
---^v-({@****AFTER****@})-v^---
Sickly, piss-yellow flames gushed from the quivering blade, slamming into the wound like an overcharged magic missile. The transition was brief, leaving a strange, runic pattern engraved upon the retinas of all who looked on it, and the energies vanished. The fellblade withdrew from the flesh, echoing an unpleasant, if short lived, squelching and a scarcely-surpressed whimper from the victim. Varken stepped back to admire his handywork. Lucky for the gargoyle, Kereth seemed to have forgotten the battle entirely. Kereth was at his wife's side instantaneously, cradling the wounded arakun in his arms and inspecting her wounds. Nothing serious, in terms of the physical damages, but his wife was clearly suffering from some sort of poison, and it was having more of an effect on her system than the gradual decay that most poisons were responsible for. Her eyesight was clouding, mostly hallucination, but there might be some blindness associated with it too. The pain was paralyzing her also. Looked like the paralysis could be sitting with her for several minutes. Kereth knew he didn't have the skills to treat poisoning in others. In himself, sure, but in his wife? Had they brought theriac, he'd turn things over to Minion, but they hadn't brought any. He needed assistance, and quickly. His mind began scanning for other presences. . . Varken was admiring the scene, adjusting the small, gray monocle he wore to allow him a better view. It was perfect. Just like the old man had said, too. He just the one in back and the fuzzball was helpless. Well, there would be time for gloating later. He'd better finish this before somebody called a sentinel. He raised his fellblade high.
Crack! Crack-crack!
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Post by Kereth on Oct 10, 2007 8:09:18 GMT -5
---^v-({@****LONG*****@})-v^--- ---^v-({@****BEFORE***@})-v^---
-but why couldn't they understand? He had lost his fellblade, alright? Surely it wasn't the first time it had happened to someone. Over and over he pleaded with them, but they just stared at him harshly, refusing to help him find it. Why couldn't they bring it back to him already? Why all this staring? This cold, harshness of- of- WHY wouldn't they stop shaking him? Couldn't they see he was busy? He needed his fellblade back and- and- and- Uh- AH, F- The pain had registered again. Fortunately, the swearing that went along with such a realization was completely internalized and need not be included in this manuscript. Varken was awake, much to his own annoyance, and he was still so, so very tired. . . The shaking continued unrelenting, a last vestage of his dream that slowly transfered itself over to reality. Varken would have preferred something else had carried over instead. At least he could sleep through . . . whatever else there was. The memory of his dreams was already eluding him. "Ssstop it," he hissed. The shaking did not stop. He could feel a tiny set of paws on his shoulder, moving it back and forth. He cracked an eyelid to look at the culprit. It was a vulpin, a new one though- the last one had been shorter. Perhaps this one hadn't heard him properly. "I said, 'sstop it,'" he hissed a little louder. Still, the creature did not stop. "If I stopped shaking you," it replied, "you'll just go back to sleep." Varken was about to respond, but- well, what could he say? His instinct was to deny it, but it was quite obviously true. . . his brain didn't seem to be working well enough to come up with a retort, and he stalled for what must have been several minutes, trying to come up with any manner of response. "My cousin woke you up here some time ago," the vulpin chimed in at last, filling the silence, "I apologize if he bothered you. He's quite a persistant fellow when he sets his mind to something." This assessment struck Varken as ironic somehow, but he couldn't place the reason. "I heard all about you from him, though, and I think I need your help with something. I've come up with a proposition that could benefit both of us greatly." Varken snarled inwardly. He was far from the mood to be hearing any sorts of propositions. "Can't this wait until after I sleep?" he whined, "I'm a bit hung over and I-" "You're not hung over," the vulpin corrected him, "You're dying of starvation. I understand it affects Gifted Ones quite differently than it does the rest of us." "I'm what now?" Varken asked. "You're dying of starvation," the vulpin repeated, "But because you're Gifted, it just ends up draining your stamina without doing anything to hurt you directly. Try moving, you'll see." Varken glared at the vulpin as best he could manage, something that was made difficult both by the unwillingness of his facial muscles to cooperate, as well as by the fact that the incessant shaking was throwing off his aim. Reluctantly, he decided to try what the furball had recommended. Varken moved and promptly fell over dead.
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Post by Kereth on Oct 18, 2007 2:01:05 GMT -5
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Varken recoiled as the whips bit deep into his flesh. Cracks sounded in quick succession, and the gargoyle whirled on his new opponent. Minion Midknight stood before him, staring down his foe with a demon braid in each hand, flicking the whips at alternate instances to create an almost unbroken barrage of savage bites. Varken stepped back out of range, and Minion advanced slowly, forcing the wayward Fallen farther and farther out of reach of his parents. The little runt, Varken thought, continuing to be backed away from his target. It wasn't that he was afraid of being whipped, but those things stung! Still, they were only whips, and that was just a sentinel wielding them. No fallen was supposed to be afraid of sentinels, was he? Varken glanced over the sentinel's shoulder. Kereth was still crouched next to Aurinko. Aurinko was trembling, while Kereth was tending her wounds and, at the same time, concentrating deeply on. . . something. The old lady had assured Varken that there was nothing anyone could do about the poison, but there was no sense leaning on that unless he could be sure she was right. There was no help for it, he needed to hurry before anyone else interfered. Steeling himself, Varken threw himself into the midst of the crackling braids. "Varken Seivent'mal," Minion began, "you are under- ah- AGH!" With one foul swipe, Varken swept aside the crashing whips and closed with the resisting arakun. His blade rained down on the little sylvan with a demonic fury. Blood splattered the empty street, and Minion's body was tossed carelessly aside. Once again, Varken closed with his objective.
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Post by Kereth on Oct 19, 2007 4:52:28 GMT -5
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The judgement fields are not a terribly pleasant place to be. This is not through any fault of their own, but it is more a result of the means by which men and women are transported there and, more especially, the status of their existance while they remain. It is bad enough that one must recieve mortal injuries just to cross over to the fields. Were this the only problem, it would still be a place best avoided, but every second spent on the judgement fields is spent in a ongoing state of total exhaustion, both mental and physical, with the feeling of being gravely wounded and eternally at the point of death. To Varken Seivent'mal, however, this sensation came as an extroadinary relief. He stretched his spirit body, content to reside within the newbie fields, rather than wandering off to find the pit. He sent out his mind, seeking assistance.
Hp: 1/784 Sp: 1/299 Ep: 1/306 Gold: 0 Exp: -12427 > Varken [retro]: any culties about? Ilta [retro]: need ress? Varken [retro]: starved to death on crypt. bring rocks.
-SOMETHINGSHINIER-
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Post by Kereth on Oct 22, 2007 9:03:00 GMT -5
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Whether Kereth just had an impeccable sense of timing, or whether, given the stress of the situation, his mental processes stalled, and he completely failed to react, it is difficult to say at first glance. What is clear, however, is that as Varken threw himself, blade first, at his diminuative opponent, the arakun did not even flinch. In fact, he did absolutely nothing at all, just stared into the tip of the oncoming blade, until. . . Crash! Varken fell. The fellblade veered sideways, widely missing its target, and its bearer stumbled face first into the ground only inches short of his mark. For several seconds the gargoyle lay that way, stunned, unable to fathom why exactly he had fallen. Had he tripped over something? Had he been struck? No and no. He had felt no impact, either against his foot or any other part of his body. Perhaps Kereth had cast that one spell that. . . but no, the arakun was still watching him blankly, and he hadn't formed any unusual handsigns. What had it been? What had it been? A dim recollection passed through the fallen's mind as he pulled himself to his feet. Just before he had gone down, another gargoyle had appeared, this one glowing, and bounced, light as an atomy, off the top of the fallen's head. Could that have-? Well, it was a shot in the dark, Varken thought, but maybe that gargoyle had something to do with it. Varken reoriented himself, turning to face the newcomer.
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Post by Kereth on Feb 5, 2008 9:38:11 GMT -5
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"Welcome back, Varken. Where have you been?" Ilta's voice chimed, rather oddly, through the stale air of Crypt. Varken sat upright, immediately helping himself to the decently-sized pile of rocks that had been provided for him. He was back! He was alive! The gargoyle savored every sensation, from the increasing fullness of his belly to the steady weight of The Fellblade across his shoulders. The smell of the sulphur pools somewhere distant and the incessant buzzing of an obnoxious bug served only to reinforce his feelings of vitality. He scarfed down the rocks, revelling in visions of how things would be again. He had so many opportunities before him, so many open roads just waiting to be explored! How much had things changed while he was away? What new joys would await him, and what avenues had opened that he might venture down, rejoicing as always in his power, while slaughtering any fools who had the nerve to try to stand in his way? "Hello? Don't eat so fast, or you'll give yourself a stomach ache." But where could he possibly begin? He wondered, shoving the last few stones into his maw and chewing them vigorously. Should he stop in on old friends? Should he report in to his guild? Should he check the latest news from the wizards to see how things had progressed in his absence? Oh, no, Varken had it. He knew exactly what he was going to do first, the one, best way he could possibly find to celebrate his return to the retroverse: he was gonna' go kill some kids in Utopia! Giddy with excitement, blade in hand, the gargoyle set off to find a truly awesome adventure.
". . .And nice to see you again too?" Ilta pouted, offering up the contract to her patron.
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Post by Kereth on Feb 5, 2008 10:13:58 GMT -5
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The new gargoyle flexed his bulging muscles with great effort, then sidled over to a nearby building so he could lean against its wall and attempt to look cool for the arakuns. Varken stared for a moment, then shrugged and turned back on Kereth. As strange as this sudden appearance was, if the newcomer wasn't going to actively interfere with his attack, then Varken could pretty much ignore him. He raised The Fellblade high. No sooner had he done so, then the new gargoyle was in the air, flipping around and aiming a kick directly for Varken Seivent'mal's head. Varken had no time to react. The foot glowed powerfully, and the poor fallen watched it sail through the air and connect. . . barely? The blow was light, almost nonexistant, but Varken staggered to remain upright regardless. He turned his attention on his new attacker, swinging The Fellblade hard, but the gargoyle tumbled right through his attack, striking Varken with yet another glowing foot! The fallen went tumbling backward, and once again, the attacker looked about for a position where he could attempt to strike a cool pose. Varken got up, reluctantly, only to find the gargoyle focusing on him all over again. He knew when he was outclassed. Varken bolted down the main road of the alchemist colony, with the monk in close pursuit. The other gargoyle was quick, and he'd gain in moments, but Varken didn't need to stay out of range for long. He started concentrating on his spell. The pursuing gargoyle closed with his enemy, drawing closer, closer. . . but not close enough. At the last possible second, Varken's blade lashed out ahead of him, cutting a rift in the air. The monk knicked him with one last shot as Varken went tumbling through, then the rift closed, and the world was quiet. Arictor Midknight, gargoyle monk and master of the Lee Kwan Choo martial arts form, looked about himself, then wandered back over to the arakun party, making sure to look as awesome as he could manage in the process.
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Post by Kereth on Feb 15, 2008 5:58:37 GMT -5
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Energy flowed into the blade as the child's body disintegrated. It was a good feeling. Varken had been too long denied this pleasure. He bent down, deftly scooping up the small pile of gold the child's vanishing body had left behind. He scanned the little dwelling, making sure there were no others here, cowering behind the dinner table or what-have-you. It was a useless gesture. There were never any more than the ones he could see outright in this town. So naive and innocent was their way of life that it never even occurred to them to hide. The room was quaint, the table piled high with food. Blood splattered the walls. One of the chairs was broken where the gargoyle had overcorrected with the Fellblade. Varken turned to leave. Just then, a vulpin came strolling in through the door. "Ah, hello again," the vulpin smiled, obviously pleased to see the fallen. Just like every other mob around here, Varken thought, and lashed out with his blade. The vulpin had obviously not expected this greeting and was wholly unprepared for the strike. The blade connected solidly with the side of its ribs, slitting flesh and cracking the fragile bones with a liquidy "splatch!" The vulpin gave a yelp of surprise and was sent tumbling across the floor, trailing fresh, frothy blood across the already ruined carpet. "What the @#$% do you think you're DOING?!" the vulpin cried, but Varken ignored him, raising his blade again for the followup strike. Mobs always shouted the weirdest things when you tried to kill them. The gargoyle's aim with the oversized blade was bad, and it got caught in thatch ceiling as he came around for an overhead strike. The vulpin staggered to his feet, backing around the other side of the table, hopefully out of the aggressive fallen's reach. Two more swings cleared the table's contents, further ruining the once-spotless decor of the tiny house, while still failing to connect with the vulpin. "Cut it out, will you?" he shouted, "I'm just here about that proposition I mentioned earlier! Will you- GAH!" The vulpin tumbled under the table to avoid the next swing. Two more chops and the table was in half, and fallen and prey scampered out into the street. "I don't want to have to do this!" the vulpin warned, as the neatly-kept houses of East Promise Street flashed by on either side. Still, Varken did not heed his call. They rounded an alleyway, and the vulpin saw a dead end leering up ahead of him. "I'll give you to the count of three!" he warned, "One, two. . . blast it!" They came up against the wall, and Varken drew back his blade for a finishing strike. 'BBBRRRZZZZZKKKKKKLLLLLNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!.'
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Post by Kereth on Jul 15, 2008 4:26:56 GMT -5
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This situation wasn't normal. If it had been normal, it would have been resolved by now. It had not been resolved, therefore, it was not normal.
Kereth slumped along the dark, Perdow landscape. Ragnarok cast the snowy world in its usual dull crimson shade, peering out in its first quarter between the clouds. Kereth had missed a snowstorm, come to late, which was a pity, but it would not bother him today. There would be more storms. There always were. That snow had fallen on Perdow was unsurprising. The surprising thing would have been for it to fall without a storm. On Perdow, even the precipitation was violent. That was why Kereth liked it here. Kereth was late returning home. This did not really matter, the way he figured things. There had been nothing he could have done on the road in the alchemist colony, and now that his wife had been taken back to the fort, there was likely nothing he could do for her there. She was being attended to, and that would have to suffice for the moment. Kereth turned his steps aside, as his slow plodding carried him unceasingly onward, moving up from the pimple-like hills into the craggy peaks of Scarrowfell's mountains. He ought to move faster. He knew that. Even if he could do nothing, Aurinko might appreciate his company. Still he delayed, moving steadily, plodding. Kereth needed to be alone right now. Being alone meant he could be angry and brood. This was something he refused to do around other people. When strangers were around, he'd put on the cheerful, happy face of the ditzy, shiny-seeking arakun they all loved. When he was in his guild, a more serious, guild leader's guise: the visage of a wise and prudent Imam. When he was with Aurinko. . . well, he could never be angry around her for long, no matter how much he might wish it. When he was alone though. . . that was when he could just be Kereth. His paces progressed, moving him ever onward. Alone.
When he finally arrived at his castle, he found a behemoth trying to give its fellblade a leg up through the window.
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Post by Kereth on Jul 15, 2008 4:29:45 GMT -5
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One more cultist ressurection and another snubbed selkie later, and Varken found himself more willing to discuss matters with his new, vulpin partner. Now that he no longer regarded the vulpin as another non-gifted fellblade warmer, he was much more anxious to hear his propositions, particularly where they regarded the obtainment of wealth and/ or power. His business partner, on the other hand, was still feeling a bit put off by how easy the fallen had been to incapacitate. The porter on the skyship made a last call, then the passengers felt a slight lurch, and the ship set sail for Nimbus. In the aft portion of the ship, the vulpin was voicing his concerns. "So. . . were you -injured- already or something?" he asked, "Because if that's really all it takes to bring you down, I'm not really sure if we can work together. . ." "Yeah, sure," Varken said, waving away the doubts, "Injured or something. Tell me about the money." The vulpin was not convinced. "What injured you in Utopia?" Varken thought fast. "Uh. . ." or, at least, he tried, "I got injured before I got there," he said, "old wound. So. . . the money?" "What injured you earlier?" the vulpin asked, not to be sidetracked. Varken leaned on his fellblade and scratched his head, trying to look as if he were remembering and not just making this up as he went. "A. . . dinosaur," he said, remembering one of them had injured him quite badly some time or other, years previously. "There are no dinosaurs on crypt." the vulpin replied, feeling annoyed. "Well, it was on Sosel, obviously," Varken said, "I had just. . . uh. . . gone through a pod, before coming to Utopia." That was plausible enough, but- "What kind of dinosaur?" "A. . . big one!" Varken said, "The biggest!" Had Varken stopped there, he probably would not have been believed. His story was sketchy, and he delivered it poorly. Worse, the man he was telling it to obviously had some bardic training, so he -knew- what bad storytelling sounded like. Varken, however, did not stop there. Already up to his waist in boiling water, Varken decided to go ahead and plunge himself the rest of the way in. He added lamely, "It. . . uh. . . bit my leg off?"
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Post by Kereth on Jul 15, 2008 4:31:15 GMT -5
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Kereth strode on into his tower, ignoring the large shape outside, as it whispered softly to its weapon, "What's going on, Lucinin? What do you see?" Kereth sprung halfway up the ladder with a single jump, then scrambled out into the upper room of the tower, where he found everyone waiting. A steady shower of dead leaves rained down over the room, blending well with the otherwise tasteless motife of crawling vines and clinging mist that marked the remainder of the environment. A lone tree trunk stood at the center of the room, reaching up through a gaping hole in the ceiling, where its branches composed the remainder of the living space around here. Kereth wondered what kind of bad hit he was on when he had originally spoken to the architect. The raining leaves were fluttering down from the branches of a aging treant, perched in one corner, next to a round, fluffy basket bed that looked positively miniscule when placed beside the massive plant-being. The drifting leaves seemed to have become a last hopeless gesture after a series of fruitless healing attempts. Attempts which were made fruitless by the small, darting atomy biomancer, who kept compulsively casting the healing spells quicker than the druid could. Beneath them both, a small, quivering lump of golden-brown fur shimmered and trembled in the bed. It was Aurinko. No one had noticed Kereth enter, which was normal enough, but to her credit, the atomy didn't jump when he addressed them. The treant did, but just slightly, and there was a very noticeable delay before it happened. Also normal reaction time, by treant standards. "How's she doing?" he asked, "Elthan? Ninth?" "She. . . is. . ." Elthan began. "Patient is sustaining no injuries," Ninth cut in, "but she periodically drops to unconcsiousness as if at the point of death and has to be revived promptly. No toxins. No diseases, magical or physical. Her heartbeat is average and she's in perfect health." "Except. . . that. . . she. . . keeps. . . dying." Elthan clarified. "Or trying to die, of course." Ninth nodnodded, then added, almost as a sidenote to the figure in the bed, "WAAAAAAKEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" Kereth nodded uncertainly. If it made no sense to the biomancer and druid, it was probably well beyond his consideration for the moment. His next question would have then been about where his son, Minion, had gone off to, but as these two were unlikely to know. . . "So why's Malkais trying to poke a fellblade through my window?"
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Post by Kereth on Sept 4, 2008 14:53:50 GMT -5
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"No, no, absolutely not!" the vulpin exclaimed, "You're useless! Where are we?" He clambered up the ladder and squinted out through the yellowish rains into the empty Raji air around the sky ship. "If we haven't passed Nineveh yet, maybe we can jump off there, and I can make a run for it. Bailing out on a meeting with the Sultana isn't the brightest thing in the world, but it would be suicide to-" "But I can do it!" Varken insisted, finally catching up to the smaller creature, "I was his roommate just a few years ago! He'll trust me! Besides, he's not as tough as you say he is. I'm sure I've beaten him up in Ares' wars loads of times!" "You know, you're a HORRIBLE liar, Mr. Seivent'mal," the vulpin snapped, rounding on him, "and you're an even worse fallen, from what I've seen, but the saddest part of all of it so far is that it really sounds to me like you believe all that! You were laid low by a single sonic strike, and you think you're fit to assassinate the king of assassins himself? I can't believe I didn't realize you were such a pushover ages ago! To think that I-" "It's not that! It's. . . a weakness of mine. I don't take fire spells that well. I. . . uh. . . burn easily and stuff." The vulpin burried his face in his paws, wandering back toward the shelter of the hold. "Sonic strike," he said, "Sonic. Strike. Listen to the name. It's not a fire spell. It's a sonic attack." "Er. . . that's what I meant," Varken said, "I-" "No!" the vulpin whirled again, "It's not what you meant. You're an idiot, and when we get off this boat, I'm finished with you. The Sultana would have me skinned alive and hung on her wall if I showed up to our meeting with a loser like you. Better to take my chances on her annoyance if I just don't show up at all." He turned back and slipped down the ladder. Varken scrambled after, racking his brain for some way to still get his hands on all that money he'd been promised. He found none. All he could do was sit at the bottom of the ladder and watch the vulpin pace the hall, muttering to himself repeatedly, "Please let it be Nineveh next. . . Please let us not be to Nineveh yet. . . Please let it be Nineveh. . ." Minutes later, the porter's voice rang out across the decks. . . "All ashore for Nimbus!" . . . "@#$%!"[/b]
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